they should have made specialty ice cream flavors for the election
mint romney and obamanana split
i’m 500% done with this site
barackyroad
(Source: drarna)
how am i gonna become an adult i dont even know how to make a signature
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law
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