May 2012
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due friday
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A swarm of May Flies was flying past me.
I was like ” HOLY ASDFGHJKL TRACKER JACKERS!!!!!!!”’
girl 1: omg im pregnant
girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
girl 3: omg im always drunk
me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice
girl 1: omg im pregnant
girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
girl 3: omg im always drunk
me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice
me watching a movie: omg i saw that gif
i have a massive urge to drop out of school, delete my facebook and twitter, throw my phone out the window and get on a train to somewhere random and just go on a massive adventure
Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.
how my mother works
me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
GIF sounds like Gif, not Jif,
because GIF stands for Graphics Interchange Format.
Case closed, bring in the dancing lobsters!
